Some weird thoughts I've been having!

1. Your first birthday is actually your second.
2. If the sanitizer kills 99% of the germs, then the remaining 1% would be the strongest germs that can cause numerous diseases.
3. History classes will only get longer and harder as time goes.
4. The brain is the most important part of the body according to the brain.
5. Tobacco companies kill their best customers.
6. If the poison expires, is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous?
7. In order to get some sleep, we pretend to sleep.
8. Are we working hard now, just to become lazy later?
9. What is safer? Everybody having guns or nobody having guns?
10. Which letter is silent in “Scent”, it is ‘S’ or ‘C’
11. What if there are colors that exist, but we cannot see them as we can only see certain colors.
12. The current technology might get so obsolete in the next 20 years.
13. If we are clean after the shower, how come the towel gets dirty?
14. I wonder where are all my baby teeth now, I mean they have to be somewhere.
15. The best part of cucumber tastes like the worst part of the watermelon.
16. You know, when you think someone said your name, but no one did? what if it’s someone calling you from the parallel universe.
17. It’s so weird that Starbucks is the most popular Coffee Shop in the world and yet I have never seen the commercial.
18. Do people with glasses wear glasses in their dream?
19. The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering.
20. If shorts are called shorts, then why ain't full pants called longs?
21. If your birthday is on 31st December, you can never say “ My birthday is next year”.
22. If Time is Money, does that mean an ATM is a Time Machine?
23. What color is the mirror?
24. Do lions know sharks exist?
25. Are we living or slowly dying?
26. Who knew the time when the first clock was made?
27. If you can drink a drink, why can’t you food a food?

Thank you for reading!